Do you know any archaeology jokes?

Dr. dig responds:
dig always publishes a joke or two in each issue. Here are a few that we have already published:

Q: What do you call a very, very old joke?
A: Pre-hysterical!

Q: What is the definition of an archaeologist?
A: A person whose career is in ruins!

Q: How do you ring an Egyptian doorbell?
A: Tutankhamun (Toot and come in!)

Q: Who invented the pen?
A: The Inkas.

And here are some others:

Q:Why did the archaeology student cry?
A: Because he lost his mummy.

Q: What happened when the pottery specialist lost her job?
A: She got fired.

Q: What does B.C. stand for?
A: Before computers.

Q: How did the ancient Romans cut their hair?
A: With a pair of caesars.